“12 Ratchet Days of Christmas”
Written and Performed by LexC (ASCAP) / Produced by Isaiah Hill (ASCAP) / Engineered by LexC / Recorded at Rich Productions Marietta, Georgia and LexC Studios Mableton, GA / Mixed and Mastered at LexC Studios Mableton, Georgia by LexC
(Sigh)
He ain’t get me nothing for Valentine’s Day
He ain’t get me nothing for my birthday, but
I know this Christmas he better have my gifts.
We on that type of time.
On the 1st day he better fly me over seas
Put me on a private island with an ocean breeze
On the 2nd day take me on a shopping spree
Wrap me in furs, my neck and wrist on freeze
‘Cause on the 3rd day I should have a new set of car keys
Big bow, big bag of money on the seat
On the 4th day if everything I wanted ain’t came
On the 5th day I’m taxing
Don’t ever make me wait
‘Cause I need my gifts real bad
You got 5 days to get it
4 would be pushing
3 if you’re really winning
2 would be better
1st day, baby you the goat
Best ever
Best ever
Best ever
Best, best, best ever
Best, best, best, best, best, best, ever
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
Liquor in my eggnog with lemon pepper wings
We’re 7 days in, and he won’t let me get no sleep
We’ve been going in all week, all week
On the 8th day he put a check into my bank account
Told me run it up on hair and nails so he could take me out
9th day coming, pull up in the foreigner
Bottle in the dash chilling just ‘til we can pour it up
10, he invited all my ratchet friends
Standing on the furniture, twerking and we’re turning up
11 bottles all around
12 shots for the 12 Days of Christmas
Ay, 12 shots for the real ones
If you made it to 11 then you’re still one
10 down ‘cause the real don’t run
9, 8, 7 days a week, and we’re still not done
Feel like I’m rolling through the 6 when we pour it up
5 liquors in the mix ‘til we throw it up
4 voicemails and 3 missed calls
It’ll all make sense when I get 2 my senses
In the meantime this is 1 night I don’t wanna miss
Best ever
Best ever
Best, best, best ever
Best, best, best, best, best, best, ever
You the goat
Best ever
Best ever
Best, best, best ever
Best, best, best, best, best, best, ever
You the goat